Thursday, April 23, 2009

My cats a hooker

I was talking to syaf a minute ago, besides being depressed about her D.T results, she was really crushed with her cat too. You see, her mom's been making her get rid of her cat, Munchie, and gave syaf a month, but when she came back from Singapore. Munchie's pregnant.

Syaf " AGGGHH"

Kim " so how are you feeling besides the dt stuff and the pregnant cat"

Syaf "kim do you want a kitten?"

Kim " you know my mom doesnt like cats. why did you let your cat get preganant anyways?"

Syaf " how was i supposed to know? I thought she was innocent! OMG my cats a hooker!"

Kim " well she learned from the best"

Syaf " are YOU CALLING ME A HOOKER? i bet its that male cat that sings at night next door who PAID her to have sex with her. So how else can we find someone to adopt it

Kim " well, you can sell it on ebay"

Syaf " ARE YOU CRAZY!? WHAT IF SOME BUYER WHO PRETENDS TO BE AN OLD LADY WHO LOVES CAT IS ACTUALLY SOME CAT MOLESTER!?

Kim " WELL WHAT IF YOUR ADOPTER IS SOME CAT EATER!?"

Syaf " well, you've got a point there. I KNOW! every night we'll break into the house and taste the steaks, satay etc. etc. of the owner for cat meat! Im a genius"

Anyways.Does anybody want to adopt a kitten?

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