Sunday, March 29, 2009

How Random

In school now. i probably wont be updating. a lot. so . yes. very sad :( *sad face* have to study okay.. and find room from rainfest! i cant wait even though its 4 months from now but still four monhts its nothing!!! WOOTS And i shall now tell you 10 randm things about me. nyeh

1) i used to have an imaginary friend and she was perfect cause i dint have any friends when i was younger

2) i once bought a turtle and kept it away from my mom but i couldnt hold the responsibility so i gave it to this girl , kitty, and her cousin accidently sat on it

3) i like meat. but i used to prefer pasta. i think im becoming a carnivore more than a herbivore.

4) i believe that we need each other, as in, you know, male female, female male, or else we would have been born asexual and we can screw ourselves and reproduce anyhoo

5) i used to be addicted to the sims. until i dint have that much access to the computer but if i did have access to the computer i would play sims all night and day and not eat :D nyum

6) i'm a chocoholic and a sugar holic. sometimes i have this fear that im going to get diabetes

7) i never get christian concerts.. maybe its because im not a christian

8) I always go through my-favourite-colour-phase, it used to be silkver..then black.. now pink yellow and red!

9) I used to be addicted to Friebdster but now i dumpoed it , infact i think everyone dumped friendster and we all use facebook. add me on facebook!

10) i love nigahigaa && communitychannel!! youtube is my source of entertainment

Saturday, March 28, 2009

True Love

I really should be studying..This guy from Iraq (or soldier)went to the war and left his girlfriend. but he came back for her after the war. Dont they look sweet or what? But After the war he lost half his face,
But she married himIs that true love or what? Showing that if your love is really true it wouldnt matter if your fiancee lost half his face. awww. that really touched me.
BESIDES THAT MY ROOM IS IN A SHIT LOAD MESS
Dictionry, DT project cloth, Violin , History violin book, exercise papers. == I should go study now. My blogs gonna be dead! :(
Things to look forward to after exams
1)FUN
2)RAINFEST!!! ( okay is still a real long time to now but i cant WAIT!
Lets go together people :D im so excited!!
GO EAT PLAY DOH

Friday, March 27, 2009

Why you shouldnt post your face on the internet ( i am such a hypocrite)

First it starts of like this. your picture.

Then it changes

MoreAnd more Until. wtf

Finally. yea




So i guess my mom is right when she tells me not to pt my face on the internet huh? o.o






I cannot sew

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

I CANNOT SEW.
AND THAT IS VERY SAD.

so. anywone wlling to do my DT project for me? I made a promise to myself. THAT I WOULD FINISH MY PROJECT AND ALL THE CRAPPY SEWING AND MAKE AN ASSIN FANTASTIC BAG.

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With my shiat loads of colourful cloth i hand picked and had to pay myself. ==
SCREW IT ITS SO HARD I KEPT SEWING MY OWN FINGER!! i gave up on it. have to find another solution.
I love syaf! i camwhored with her cause we both gaved up. or rather i just gave up. how sad.


Thats mica.





Yeah. NYAHA. i miss her. ad i cant really update. cause there's so much to study. but im so lazy. and exams are in a week. and i bet syaf is.. studying.. like she alwyas is, and im.. watching NATALIE TRAN!! COMMUNITYCHANNEL I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE HER!! she is so amazing. and funny. i stayed till 12 watching her video's and woke up at 5 because i had a nightmare that i was preganant and i was going tohave an abortion wtf it really creeped me out and i couldnt go to sleep so i was watching her video's at 5 am in the morning BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH IT AND I HAVE TO ADD COMMARS TO MY POSTS, HAH, okay. This asian australlian gir


you are now my favourite youtuber.

ANDDD. whats with lol?
Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"
oh. LOL. even i have a habit of doing that. lol!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Because of inflation

Prices are all shooting up.

Sigh, i cant even buy anything now.

HAHA. Because of infaltion,and budget cuts, i shall now upgrade you workers to your new cubicle!













EFFECTIVE APRIL 1, 2009

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your
money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need
to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof
of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends,
relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend
the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is
necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to
allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will
sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall
door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your
second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders'
category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need
to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's
all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here
to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.

See? this idea just shouts success!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

How to live/pretend to live the rich & famous lifestyle

HOW TO LIVE/PRETEND TO LIVE THE RICH & FAMOUS LIFESTYLE
1)You must have an incredibly huge house like diana for example ( cannot fake house one la)
2)And you must pose with your house so that everyone thinks your rich.
A dog is also reqiured. POSH DOG.
And your also required to have plastic surgery or you'll never be as gorgeous as sam. therefore, you will NOT become famousPlastic surgery always makes you more beautful
"The more eyes the merrier"
Lovely dah-ling
And you must have a mink coat that everyone can share and look chioTry your best to look bitchy and classyBut after a while you wontreally be able to hide your true emotions. your bursting with happinessAlways show your lovely smile to the paparazziHow friendly sam.Sad clown.And if your actually rich enough to have a snooker table on your third floor of your mansion..We dazzle the cameraAlways camwhore on your staircase so your staircase will look coolOr anywhere else wold also be fine :D
Dont talk, instead, tye out what you want to say incase you get wrinklesTHE LIFESTYLE OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS WHEN GOING OUT TO EAT
Sam bobby && eric i wish you guys could have came :( but SOMEONE had to go to bed early. hmmm.Always have a fake bottle of wine so that you seem classyNever look hungry. Just like diana.
Drink 2 drinks at once to show people that your cool.
"NGAH. i can drink two drinks. Nyahahahaha"
( we ate at mr ho's)
and had so much fun...eating :D
But most importantly
Have fun
ew
so corny.
anyways, to end this post, i am propsing my love to ruffles!!
I LOVE YOU RUFFLESS!!!!







THE END

P/s: ruffles is diana's dog

p/p/s: pictures were taken by flash. thats why theyre all so white :D